Will be sure to, will be a while though...
When bleeding the brakes, after explaining to the missus (who will be working the pedal) that brakes are hydraulic and you need to get the air out. And you want her to pump the pedal, hold it down until I say then release and repeat.
After all that, be clear to say BRAKE pedal.
Furious pumping and no fluid flowing.... Couple of minutes of wondering if I had a gunked up nipple, and she says "I'm meant to pump the accelerator aren't I?"
Then she tried to kick me in the head because I laughed at her too long